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Finding a formula (for views)

What on earth is happening...

2/10/2019 and this is still one of my all time favorite videos I’ve ever made. Maybe it’s the randomness of it, maybe it’s the natural synergy between George Michael and Snoots… It felt like vine, but newer, it felt “right.” I have no idea why... I love it. It’s crazy that a 6 year old video holds such a special place in my heart. I should post it again. Esper was just so happy on her walks, followed by tornadoes.


Boop?

02/11/2019

I guess I followed up greatness by nonsense. lol. *sigh*


GRUMP?!

02/12/2019

Ok. Real talk, does anyone else do this to their dogs? It’s like they have levers.


Time Lapse Lap Noodle

02/13/2019

Not all my zoi’s are lap inclined. Esper would have lived there if she could. Ora, couldn’t care less. Sabin has no idea, and Moose… Well she loves to sit in my lap but she’s TOO DAMN BIG.


REGAL!

02/13/2019

I don’ t know. Just more spaghetti I threw against the wall. WHY DO PEOPLE FOLLOW ME WOW.


HORSE LADIES

02/14/2019

First time I really FEATURED Tina’s talents (it was V day). Yes my wife is a horse girl. Yes that is a reoccurring theme. Yes, I understand how expensive this hobby is. No I don’t have the money for it. Yes, I bought borzois as a psuedo-acceptable practice horse.


QUEEN

02/14/2019

Oh wow. This one hits me in the feels. This is my buddy’s house in Oregon. We drove out there, 12 hours from LA (maybe it was 14). Just relaxed for a WEEK. I have no idea what that is like anymore. What is relaxation. What WAS IT LIKE WITHOUT KIDS!? wow. Sorry. I’m off on my own tilt here. Part of me doesn’t care, that’s what this substack is for. RAW HONESTY. Esper was the easier dog ever. She spoiled me. Not all creatures are this easy. Wow.

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